"That lad must have been born offside."

- submitted by our reader cinci5

"This soccer she is a man's game."
- submitted by our reader Tom

"What is popular is not always right. What is right is not always popular."

"I usually don't have sex. Not on the same day. I say "no, thanks". I guess that, mentally, I want to keep the feeling in my feet and that's why. I think the feeling sort of disappears out of your feet if you have sex before. I have tried before and my feet felt like concrete when you are supposed to kick the ball."

"They should leave David Beckham alone - he's a great striker."

"Francis Jeffers is a disgusting, dirty little t**t."

"If you don't concede any goals you'll win more games than you lose."

"Northampton is a massive club."

"You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out."

"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona."

"I'm as happy as I can be, but I have been happier."

"Inter worry me this season. They could actually come in second for once."

"Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough."

"Football is the ballet of the masses."

"I thought he is made of flesh and bone like me. I was wrong."

"It is better to fail with your own vision than to fail with another man's vision."

"People say life is like a stream. They're right. Just a while ago I wanted to spit into the wind and I hit my own face."

"In Latin America the border between soccer and politics is vague. There is a long list of governments that have fallen or have been overthrown after the defeat of the national team."

"We must have had 99% of the game. It was the other 3% that cost us the match."