"That lad must have been born offside."

- submitted by our reader cinci5

"As with every young player, he's only 18."

"It was particularly pleasing that our goalscorers scored tonight."

"The philosophy of a lot of European teams, even in home matches, is not to give a goal away."

"It's a conflict of parallels."

"This pilot move by FIFA will take root and fly."

"If we can play like that every week, we'll get some level of consistency."

"Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out."

"The lads ran their socks into the ground."

"He could start a row in an empty house."

"We have people coming here to admire the scenery and enjoy their crisps."