"Giggs came in from the left hand right."

"Forlan gets the ball inside the box, on the edge of the box and puts it away from inside the box."

"I'd be surprised if all 22 players are on the field at the end of the game; one has already been sent off."

"I used to go missing a lot - Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss Germany."

"Pele called me the greatest footballer in the world. That is the ultimate salute to my life."

"He cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right."

"He's been very, very lucky; an average player who came into the game when it was short of personalities."

"In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol; it was the worst 20 minutes of my life."

"I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford."

"I once said Gazza's IQ was less than his shirt number. He asked me: 'What's an IQ?'"

"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."