"This soccer she is a man's game."
- submitted by our reader Tom

"What is popular is not always right. What is right is not always popular."

"I usually don't have sex. Not on the same day. I say "no, thanks". I guess that, mentally, I want to keep the feeling in my feet and that's why. I think the feeling sort of disappears out of your feet if you have sex before. I have tried before and my feet felt like concrete when you are supposed to kick the ball."

"They should leave David Beckham alone - he's a great striker."

"Francis Jeffers is a disgusting, dirty little t**t."

"If you don't concede any goals you'll win more games than you lose."

"Northampton is a massive club."

"You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out."

"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona."

"I'm as happy as I can be, but I have been happier."

"Inter worry me this season. They could actually come in second for once."

"Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough."

"Football is the ballet of the masses."

"I thought he is made of flesh and bone like me. I was wrong."

"In Latin America the border between soccer and politics is vague. There is a long list of governments that have fallen or have been overthrown after the defeat of the national team."

"Robbie Savage also gets abuse. I actually knocked him out once with a clearance. A couple of his team-mates, who shall remain nameless, said that it was 'the best thing that had happened all season'."

"When you're walking onto a bus and trying to get there before the person in front of you, that's a different level of competition than playing in front of 80000 people."

"Just hearing the name Real Madrid makes me want to vomit."

"The Dutch change positions quicker than you can make a cup of coffee."

"Second place in the World Cup is a complete failure. It's like you're chatting with a girl and she says you are second in her affections because she prefers someone else."