"The managerial vacancy at the club remains vacant."

"He is like an English equivalent of Teddy Sheringham."

"Historically, the host nations do well in Euro 2000."

"You're always going to be struggling if you haven't got a left foot."

"Martin Keown is up everybody's backsides."

"It's end to end stuff, but from side to side."

"Fortunately, Paul Scholes' injury wasn't as bad as we'd hoped for."

"That's football Mike; Northern Ireland have had several chances and haven't scored, but England have had no chances and scored twice."

"If you're going to score one goal or less, you're not going to get your victories."

"Unfortunately, we don't get a second chance. We've already played them twice."

"He's chanced his arm with his left foot."

"Merseyside derbies usually last 90 minutes and I'm sure today's won't be any different."

"I got the Shania Twain album for Christmas, but my new tip is Gabrielle. I'm a bit of a weenybopper, really."