"He walks around the kitchen going 'I'm a gay icon, they love me.' The thing is with David is that he doesn't care. He'll go out in his skirt and his bandana and he doesn't care what people say."

"David's most annoying habit is that he picks his toes with one of those long prong things from Boots."

"I do go to football sometimes but I don't know the offside rule or free-kicks - or side kicks - or whatever they're called."